fluggerd

Fucked up

My phone is fluggerd up

by Jayden trees November 21, 2016

Flügenthrope

Northern Norwegian slang for getting a blowjob.

Krissy: Hey I just paid $5 for a Flügenthrope in that alley over there
Stranger: Wow I guess that's neat...

by NotNick1115 December 14, 2021

flug

Freeloading unemployed grumbler, a person who refuses to find employment and complains about being jobless.

A flug is a crybaby who does not contribute anything to society.

by Doctor WTF April 14, 2022

Corroded Flugelhorn

Similar to the Rusty Trombone, but this not-so-distant cousin adds the glory of unwiped "mouthpiece" to the equation.

She thought she was just playing the ol' rusty trombone, but due to Keith's lack of hygiene, it ended up being a corroded flugelhorn.

by Dick Sniff Biff April 4, 2008

Gammon Flagon

A sizeable vagina that often froths itself a foamy head similar to that on a large flagon of ale.

My wife went on a run yesterday, before she got in the shower she had a right gammon flagon.

by DumbledoreFartsSoMuchCum April 29, 2019

flugalhorn

the beautiful musical melody performed by the suction of the mouth on the lips of the vagina. For a more acoustic version, the fingers can also be used.

Person 1: Hey man, i blew my flugalhorn on that bitch last night.
Person 2: Gross dude! That was my sister!

by Zavid Zobey May 14, 2006

flubo

When something tastes like something else smells or vice versa.

Man! These mushrooms flubo sweaty socks!

by wvbigb11 November 7, 2010