Bear Flu

Illnesses which are spread around at bear run conventions due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to bear flu.

This is synonymous with "Con Crud" or "Kennel Cough", but this is more specific to bear runs.

I had an amazing time at Texas Bear Round-up, but I ended up catching bear flu.

by Cubcake76 December 2, 2016

desert flu

Strong desire for native american indians.

Mary had just recovered from jungle fever, when she already catched desert flu. So she went to the Navajo Nation to hook up with some sexy indian men.

by Moecha April 17, 2011

Swine Flu Boner

An erection that comes completely out of nowhere and results in women panicing, buying surgical masks, and hiding their children. Also causes people to run from the room once symptoms persist. Treatment includes laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself and social isolation. There is no vaccination for Swine Flu Boner and symptoms can often re-occur.

''Jesus Christ Mr. Brown, what the fuck is that?! Oh god! Gordon's got a swine flu boner!''

by iKaite July 15, 2009

Freshers flu

When people come together at the start of term bringing with them germs from all over the country. The result is a form of cold or cough or general feeling of illnes

John: i feel awful
Mary: must be freshers flu

by Toni P September 29, 2006

Billerica Flu

A term used to describe the pain killer epidemic in Billerica.

Damn, he is a good rapper, I just hope he doesn't get the Billerica Flu

by 4TwenT December 1, 2011

avion flu

A condition wherein the consumer of absorbanent amounts of Avion Tequila completely loses all memory of the ridiculous things they did while under the influence of the fore mentioned drink. Also see alconesia.

"Wow, Stuart totally kicked your ass last night, why did you make out with his girlfriend?" "I was suffering from Avion flu, now hand me a bucket before I puke on you."

by Sparkyteach September 6, 2013

the jew flu

a mutation of the corona virus that's sweeping across israel

hey murray i had a plane ticket to tel aviv next week but they cancelled my trip. the jew flu is out of control. oy vey!!

by burbman1969 November 17, 2020