Flossing the comb

Giving oral to a chick (or dude, if you swing that way...) who is hairy like a beast.

23:59 <Dr_Hero> I can't believe I'm flossing my comb

by Stampy June 4, 2004

butt flossing

To take someone's pillow case, turn it inside out, then continue to floss your unclean ass with it. Then turn the case back to normal and return. Then the user must smell your shit unknowingly. Normally this action is done in revenge and doesn't have to be done with a pillow necessarily. T-shirts, blankets, towels, etc are also game. happy flossing

Me: Last night i was butt flossing my room mate, keaton's, pillow.
Jeremy: Why did you do that?
Me: He drank the last of the milk.
Jeremy: Understandable.

by the flosser November 20, 2009

flossing your pubes

An expression made when you want to say "I'm just yanking your chain" but you have poo social skills so instead you say "I'm just flossing your pubes". When you're too much of a baller-ass vagojo slayer to just say some simple shit like "I'm just busting your chops" so you say "I'm just flossing your pubes" cause you fuck bitches til they die.

When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.

Example: I told my friend I was just flossing his pubes, after pulling a prank on him after I Alaskan Piplined his hot wife.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.

by sloppyjoesonthesehoes February 20, 2017

anal flossing

the act of giving someone a particularly aggressive wedgy which causes ones pants to make a sharp asscent into the anal ridge, piercing the rectum with alarming speed yet a certain air of grace, and causing a large amount of pain.

adriano was anal flossing cara, who responded by screaming in pain :-(((

by bumbletrump October 7, 2016

Steady Flossin'

Showing off with your expensive car, jewelry etc. on a regular basis.

Shit man, look at this nigga's whip! That's some mad dough right there! He be steady flossin'!

by Long Biscuits October 27, 2012

Flossin'

1. Showing off your whip, grill,ICE, jewelery, etc
2. A hygiene thing that nobody does
3. A song by Mike Jones

1. I stay flossin' in that candy paint, blowin dank
2. noone flosses dude
3. See Example 1

by lil' pimpin' June 20, 2006

Floxinoxinifilification

The act of belittling a thing or person.

"How dare you Floxinoxinifilificate me!"

by Vladimir October 25, 2004