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Bangkok Floating Market

Having two gorgeous Thai girls with you in a hotel bathtub, with each floating from end to end crossing paths in the middle and passing various fruits and flowers from the hotel room provisions.

This is in lieu of actually making a trip to the outdoor floating market that is at least 2 hours drive from Bangkok. An unrealistic distance to travel, especially when a short weekend trip to Bangers is usually less than 48 hours.
Hey, had a great time at the Bangkok Floating Market this weekend in Bangers. Couldn't have done much more with the hangover I had. Truth be told, I visited on Saturday AND Sunday mornings and visited different vendors. The product was exceptional and well worth the trip.
by Friends of Suzie Wong March 4, 2010
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flooxing

Playing games (usually board games) in a competitive, antagonistic manner. Try too hard to win!
I am always flooxing with Nicolas in backgammon.
I don't like playing card games with Kathrine, she is such a flooxer, thinking and thinking... so annoying!
by magelanos August 23, 2011
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fooling around

The act of partaking in activeties with the opposite sex that may "raise an eyebrow" so to speak
by Mike Ockislonger April 8, 2005
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Floating Colours

½ of achievement, not-so-great triumph, to do something half perfect, neither fail nor succeed
Marco: Mum, look! I got flyin' colours for my drawing!

Mum: It should be floating colours, you misspelled your name.
by Hazique15 August 21, 2011
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Flooring

Flooring, an alternate way to say getting pounded. This term can be used to say innuendos, or if you are trying to be indirect with your partner or friends.
Stan, "I heard you laid some hardwood flooring in Susan's bedroom last night"
Steven, "yeah I floored till the job was done"
by The_avid_smoker June 15, 2020
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Frodo-footing

Going barefoot for any reason, named after the hobbit of the same name...
"ooh look, a firewalker!"

"yeah, he's sure frodo-footing it."

"I'm sorry, what?"

"nothing."

"..."
by M S G January 4, 2010
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Top Flooring

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.
Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.
by Putzppoomer November 17, 2016
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