shit flinger

A shit flinger is one whom takes it upon themselves to fling shit at an object, person or just for the sake of it. Shit flinging originated it Croydon, England when a mental patient started the trend by flinging some shit at a nearby lamp post.

'Wow did you see how far that shit went? That guys a real ace shit flinger.'

by luciferean July 7, 2008

Flange Monkey

Flange monkey refers to anyone who loves the flange. ie, someone who likes to look at, touch, lick, or fuck the female vagina.
Usually used as a lighthearted insult

"Oi oi flange monkey! Who's pussy are you lickin tonight?"

by OLI'S HO March 18, 2006

Flongus

A sentient piece of faeces that grows legs and climbs out of the toilet to eventually track down its owner and consume their body. Flongus are usually found to form after the owner has eaten their weight in food in one day (and survived), the flongus is actually just disgusted by the amount of food you eat and believes the world would be better without you. Once the flongus has completed its mission it will peacefully return to the toilet it came from and flush itself

Child: ahhh... 45kg of food in one day, beat that dad

Dad: son, whatever you do do not go to the toilet today or face the wrath of the flongus!

by Kitchen🅱️ench June 13, 2018

flangepiece

Elaborated version of the term flange, refering to a woman's vagina

Shove it up your flangepiece, arsewipe!

by markymoo72 December 15, 2008

flangesta

female body part (vagina) that sparatically grows teeth. When infected, it oozes with pus.

"Eww, get your flangesta off the table"
"Please get some flangesta cream to clear up that infection"
"I really liked her, but her flangesta bit me"

by Robert Landon January 29, 2009

flangela

someone who is being a complete arse to someone else. Or someone who is being completely stupid.

Tom: You need to go home Mary, I really don't like you.

Mary: Shut up Tom you complete flangela.

by geeksalot January 1, 2010

Flange Behaviour

When a person acts in a rediculous and inexplainable manner, often followed by a rediculous laugh that sounds like a small animal taking it's last gasps of breath.

Rachael acts like such a flange!!

Rach you have Flange Behaviour in the evenings!

Rach, cut out the Flange Behaviour please. you fucking flange!

by tommyseal February 14, 2012