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floasting

when u like someone but u don’t want to make it obvious so you roast them in order to not show ur flirting.
Stephanie: “OMG Brenda you’re totally floasting right now!”
Brenda: “What’s floasting?”
Stephanie: “It’s what all the kool katz do these days, they roast to act like they don’t like you, when really they in fact do.”
by spicybruv June 4, 2018
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floatsniff

A terrible insult you call a person when they make a foolish mistake. Say it in public and nobody will care, this is the newest curse word.
guy #1: *spills drink on guy #2*

guy #2: Floatsniff!!
by Sman305 December 14, 2013
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Foadstool

An alternative to the acronym "foad" meaning "fuck off and die."
N00b: I'm uber 1337 l0lz
1337: Foadstool.
by Mr Salek August 21, 2006
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Froads

stands for "frozen roads." basically it's when the roads are covered in ice, and you can't drive on them.
kid #1: Do you think we'll have school tomorrow?
kid #2: No way. The buses will never be able to drive on those vicious froads.
by hey i'm jill January 17, 2008
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whatever floats your boat

A conspicuously dirty-sounding but for the most part undefinable sex slur that can mean mosltly anything, as long as it has to do with sex.
John: God, she (that fugly hobag over there)'s gorgeous, I'd do her in a second.

Max: Whatever floats your boat.
by Max P. September 2, 2005
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floats the wrong way down the river

a phrase referring to someone who is either gay or a lesbian.
by jeffey July 15, 2007
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Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!
Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...
by come along pond November 26, 2011
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