go fetal

When you are very tired and want to sleep; sleep in fetal position.

I'm so tired today; I just want to go home and go fetal.

by theriversong August 16, 2016

fleabag

Scabby, flea ridden, nasty

Person1: *sprays imaginary fleaspray*
Person1: you're such a fleabag, person2
Person2: *protests distaste for the idea*

by Kureigu-San III January 9, 2004

flea flicker

literally someone whose job it is to flick fleas off of their employer, employers family or guests.

someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by

Lady Gaga thrives off of her paparazzi flea flickers

If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.

by ayyfron August 5, 2010

fetal position

the act of curling yourself in a ball and crying like a little girl in hopes that your attacker will just go away.

lol that kid just threw himself in the fetal position and shit his pants.

by mullet man carrie January 16, 2011

feta

a goats cheese that tastes well nice. originally from greece.

i am going to have feta cheese in my salad.

by LatinaKaterina November 17, 2004

Flea Collar

When a woman wears an engagement/wedding ring in order to keep away unwanted attention from men.

Man 1: "She's married man! Look at the ring on her finger."
Man 2: "Nah man, that ain't nothing but a flea collar. She's trying to keep all the bugs off."

by A - man - DUH September 25, 2011

Fetal Pigging

The act of using a person, animal, or object as a makeshift fleshlight to stroke your shit, such as a fetal pig.

“That grapefruit over there would be perfect for Fetal Pigging“

by squeezemylemons8 August 7, 2022