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flesh bagpipe

The penis and scrotum arranged in such a postion, it resembles a set of flesh-like bagpipes. The penis, of course, is the "blowpipe", and the scrotum, being the "bag".

Genetic mutations, which include multiple penii, and a huge scrotum, would also help to add to the effect.

Mostly played by women and men in kilts.
Mother: "JIMMY WHAT IS THAT NOISE?"
Son: "Nothing mom, just playing my flesh bagpipe."

Mike: "Greg sure does like to play the flesh bagpipe."
David: "At least he does something he's good at."
by PoGo January 19, 2007
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in the flesh

in person , in propria persona
They never expected to meet the governer right there in the flesh.
by Light Joker August 6, 2005
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Flesh Hog

A big, meaty, vascular creature that lurks between the legs of men. They are excellent burrowers and actively seek out any orifice to invade. Once inside their new home, they have a tendency to deposit copious amounts of white vomit inside AKA: girth-gurt, to claim their territory.
Whining like a bitch: Jason claimed that he couldn't sit down because of a recent, un-welcomed flesh hog attack on his ass.
by Flesh-Hog-Owner May 20, 2014
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fleshlight

Shaped like a flashlight, but you have sex with it. Made for male masturbation.
I used my fleshlight last night. It felt great.
by Bah August 11, 2004
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flesh-colored beard

extremely freaky beard thats the exact same color as the guys face... see: Spencer from 'The Hills'
-Whats he look like?
-He has a flesh-colored beard...
-EW!
by the_best_ever August 23, 2008
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FLEISHMANED

When you send all your money to a romance scam artist in Dubai in hopes of receiving never ending love, and happiness.
Bitch I can’t believe how broke yo ass is now that you sent all your money to that Eric guy. You’ve been Fleishmaned.
by Eric Fleishman September 22, 2018
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flesh belt

The fat roll hanging over a girl's low rider jeans, while wearing a belly shirt.
That girl has a gnarly flesh belt. She should be wearing sweat pants.
by Milpool July 24, 2007
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