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Feckless barbie

We had hoped that The presidents daughter would keep the president from being an egotistical dictator but she’s merely feckless Barbie.

Pretty and useless.
by Commiemommie June 12, 2018
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Freckles

Someone You Find Yourself Thinking About All The Time. The Person you are Completely Infatuated With !!
Just a pet name for loved ones, to make her feel special.

'Hello There Freckles'
by DexterScofieldGrimes November 22, 2015
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Freckles

1. A game that can be played with up to 6 people (4 recommended). Basically some sick fuck takes a dump on the centre of a table. A book or large flat object is placed on top of the dump. The 4 players put their chins on the table and 1 other player takes a boot or some other hard object and slams it on top of the book. The shit will spray over the faces of the players and the player with the least amount of 'freckles', wins.
Woah, did you play Freckles last night?
by Evilragdoll666 October 21, 2007
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green freckles

While laying back and receiving a blow job, you raise your legs and fart in the face of whoever is sucking you off, spattering their face with feces. Works especially well if you have a case of nasty diarrhea.
I had three burritos for lunch, and then that night she went down on my junk - perfect timing to give her green freckles.
by Ant630 November 16, 2007
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freckles

A horrible skin disease resulting from a combination of bad weather, bad genes, and an inexplicable willingness to actually want to eat the dreadful hamburgers served at the local Golf and Country Club.
Freckles negatively affect not only a person's skin, but also their brain. As a result, a large percentage of people with freckles are, whiny, intellectually challenged, and have difficulty mastering even the most basic life skills, such as reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Most retarded people have freckles.
As soon as I found out that the girl I was dating online had freckles, I broke up with her immediately.
by Boogiepop July 3, 2006
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Fleckle

When u fart & it splatters on someone's face making what looks like freckles out of your butt pudding.
Giiiiirrrrllll....we were about to hump like someone who's humping when that loser farted & gave me 17 fleckles!
by MmfP223 March 8, 2019
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freckless

To have no freckles without having once had them and being defreckled.
Yeah, you're cute you freckless c*nt.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 11, 2018
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