duvet flartte

A slow but richly brewed fart quietly released under the duvet. A variety of flavours with a nutty aftertaste. For a intimate and emotional experience share your Duvet Flartte with a partner by pulling said duvet over their head.
Bellia, Jean Marc

John was breawing a deadly duvet flartte all day. Whilst in bed with his long term girl friend John released his duvet flartte then suddenly pulled the duvet over her head. Their relationship was never the same.

by Wordsmith Hero May 29, 2014

Flabtastic

Someone who is fantastically fat. Usually accompanied by bitch tits.

"Christ, look at him! He's flabtastic"

by apparentlyso July 29, 2004

flamtacious

Something that isn't flammable that catches on Fire

That wasn't supposed to catch fire it must be flamtacious

by Sazmcp March 12, 2015

falter

To hesitate, quit!

P1: Don't falter, I think your brilliant.
P2: I'm not that good. I lie, cheat and hold hate in my mind.
P1: Makes you stronger man. We treat mishaps like sinking ships. A good quote to live by my old friend. "How glorious it is__and also how painful__to be an exception." -Louis Charles Alfred De Musset

by Wlfdg8W/AcrimsnPn November 26, 2009

Flart

verb: the act of flirting of with a female while simultaneously trying to hold in gas/ a turd

I saw this cute girl at the bar and I was flarting with her so hard. But then half way through it just turned into me shitting my pants.

by professer awful April 3, 2013

Flanter

Flanter is banter used in a flirtatious manner used by fully siq people with SWAG, hence the name.

I used flanter when trying to wow a girl.

by Emily1Son December 20, 2014

Flarting

The act of simultaneously farting whilst flirting.

"Oh man, Zac was flarting last night wasn't he?"
"Yeah. He smelled like shit".

by flarting April 30, 2014