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Drinkn From a Fire Hose

1) The act of trying to accomplish something that is pretty much impossible.

2)To Have good, yet futile intentions

3)A website WHERE NOTHING IS SAFE FROM the creators BIASED OPINION. BASED IN THE IOWA CITY, IA AREA HOME OF THE IOWA HAWKEYES, They TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING they FEEL they NEED TOO. MIX IN A DASH OF ANGER, A PINCH OF REASON AND A HEAPING HANDFUL OF HUMOR, AND YOU'RE DRINKN FROM A FIRE HOSE!!!!(taken from their site: www.drinknfromafirehose.com)
1) A:Hey look at Johnny trying to get that hot chicks number!!
B:trying to get a number out of that bar whore is like DRINKN FROM A FIRE HOSE!!!

2)A:Do you think that feminist would like a hand changing her tire?
B: You're better off DRINKN FROM A FIRE HOSE, my good man!

3) www.drinknfromafirehose.com.....
by JohnnySacs02 October 25, 2005
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Fire Hose

When your fucking a chick in the ass (or doggie style) and you spit on her back so she thinks you came, and you pull out as she turns around and blast her in the face.
I gave this chick a Fire Hose this weekend. She never saw it cumming.
by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010
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Firehouse Ghost

When you put a sheet over your head and body with a glory hole cut in the penis area with junk out walk up to the head of a mates bunk making ghostly sounds. Can easily be adapted into a "gay firehouse ghost" by cutting two eyeholes into the sheet.
"Damb I was getting ready to sac out on a tower shift last night and the firehouse ghost got at me real close, had to fight him off with a bic lighter again"...
by Grock607 November 21, 2017
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Firehosed

When having sex, and about to bust nut, you pull out and explode your semen all over her body, as if you had just shot her with a firehose.
"I was fucking this girl last night and she said that I could finish anywhere so at the last second I pulled out and firehosed her in the face
by Firehoser May 12, 2014
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firenose

Extremely Rare Dog Breed: The Firenose breed was named for their brilliant red noses.

Though they do not actually breathe fire. The Firenose breed is believed to be an ancestor to non-reptilian dragons.
My champion Firenose has won first prize at this years dog show!
by Firenose Breeder February 24, 2015
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tennessee fire hose

when a penis has built up so much pressure, jizz shoots out in a constant stream like a fire hose. originates from tennessee whore houses.
"hey skeeter, last night i done gave ma lady a tennessee fire hose right in her doggone face."

"i put out a grits fire with my 14 inch tennessee fire hose"
by Vike Me September 11, 2011
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Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)

So named after Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)

*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*

Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.

Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off

The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Guy 2: Would you look at that

Guy3: What is it

Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)

Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist

Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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