Firecrotch

A person whose hair on their head matches their pubic hair, IE: the curtains match the carpet.

That person is such a firecrotch.

by Amanda May 26, 2003

Napoleon Firecracker

A wanna-be Napoleon, after the title character, Napoleon Dynamite, as played by Jon Heder in the movie.

Did you see that Napoleon Firecracker run his bike off that silly-ass little ramp on the sidewalk?

by Blue Hornet October 4, 2006

Team Firecrotch

To show support for actress Lindsay Lohan who has been dubbed Firecrotch by her peers.

"Lindsay's career can't be saved"

"You are wrong, I'm sticking with Team Firecrotch"

by Eddie Bell May 6, 2008

Dr. Firecrotch

a pereson with red pubic hair.

Hi Sam!
Hi Dr. firecrothch!

by jake August 6, 2004

Firecrotch

A person who had fiery-red pubes. Thus, a crotch that looks like fire.

Oh yea, that ravishing red-head Alyssa? She's def a firecrotch.

by Ravishing red-head Rita January 26, 2010

Alaskan Firecracker

When a girl is on her menstral cycle and she fills a condom with blood. Freezez it and then uses it as a dildo. Then eats the frozen blood afterwords

Wow, you know Tray watched his sister make an Alaskan Firecracker? How sick!

by Thatoneguy401 January 22, 2011

Floridian Firecracker

The act of putting a firecracker in the girl's asshole, then fucking her in the pussy.

"I gave your sister a Floridian Firecracker the other night, our bed caught on fire!"

by dantheman6392 May 14, 2009