fincel

A person unable to attract a sexual partner due to being, at least partially, a fish.

Aquaman: Why don't women want to have sex with me? God, women suck.
Batman: shut the fuck up you stupid fucking fincel.

by ThatHumanPersonGuy June 28, 2023

finkeldwarving

A man with with a vagina that has 3 testacles and is ver sweaty hairy and salty

matt - " woah that girl didnt tell me she had a finkeldwarving last night."

nick - "atlest you used a condom"

mike- "ew thats grosssssss bro"

by Matthew nelson April 12, 2008

finted

a person who was at one point in time a fint

zim finted back in his day

by Joe August 5, 2003

Finkelstein

When you go for a scratch but find yourself in full force orgasmic pleasure finger deep in your butt. This accidental occurrence can happen during any point of the day, at work, on the bus, or even when your playing with your kids. Just be careful and don't get caught, stick to one or two pokes!

Man who goes to bed goes to bed with itchy bum, will wake to the surprise of full blown orgasmic finkelstein.

by BeanDick December 7, 2018

Finkelstein

When you're wiping your ass, and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and you end up two knuckles deep in your bum. Often turning a regular whipe into a pleasant surprise (or not). Also can occur when a simple scratch turns into a poke, (or two). The job isn't done without a quick whiff at the end.

"what's taking so long in the loo, finkelsteining again"?

by BeanDick December 7, 2018

finell

The idea P.I.M.P. An elite hax0R.

Finell owns me.

by Finell Johnson January 27, 2004

Finnel

Someone stupid, basically someone who is a dumbass

AH FINNEL

by Finnel September 18, 2019