Flesh Balloon

A term use to describe the testicles of a man

Hey thats some mighty fine juice you got in the old flesh balloon.

by Ruffun October 23, 2008

human fleshlight

Sexual act in which the smaller person in a couple is used as if they were a flesh light.

A seven foot tall man fucked me like I was a human fleshlight .

by Emperor3434 July 12, 2018

Fireshit

A fireshit is when you take a shit but it feels like your ass hole is on fire. These types of shits are the worse because it can make you sweat and makes your whole ass extremly hot and irritated. Wiping your ass is the worst when it comes to this because you never know if you wiped enough, so you kepp on going and your ass becomes dry and irritated for the rest of the day.

Tavis:Damn nigga my ass is burning
Barney: It’s definitely that damn chipotle.
Tavis: no nigga it’s just a fireshit. I get them every so often.

by Turkeylover13 April 2, 2019

x-files

A totally awesome show that started in the 90's and got really popular. It was one of Fox's major hits starring agent Fox Mulder(David Duchovny) and agent Dana Scully(Gillian Anderson). Scully was sent to watch over Mulder and to debunk his unconventional work. Because of Mulder's crazy beliefs in the paranormal, he took the role of the "believer" and she was the "skeptic"; always taking the side of science. As the show progressed, Scully started to trust Mulder more and more, and they became better friends. And, well, fall in love.

The X-files is a science-fiction television series started by Chris Carter.

by Ana Robin May 31, 2007

flesh eating snot weasel

a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.

my best freind was eaten by a flesh eating snot weasel.

by Rob Armer December 9, 2006

Fleshjack

Fag version? No idiot, fags (homophobes) don't use this!

It's actually a sex toy made specifically for gay men during masturbation. Shaped like a flashlight & supposed to feel like the real thing. The str8 version is a fleshlight.

Once Jaxon got his fleshjack, he slipped his big cock inside, & fucked it like a horny dog! It rapidly filled up with his warm cream.

by Chips & Salsa November 9, 2009

Flesh Harpoon

A lethal cock. One look at a flesh harpoon and a woman is instantly seduced into riding said harpoon for hours.

Stacy was being a prude holdout bitch so I had to whip out my flesh harpoon and pull her in for the kill.

by Lazynutz July 7, 2005