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Epstein Files

IF WE DO NOT GET THOSE FILES... IT IS BECAUSE AND ONLY BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT IS A PEDOPHILE AND HE IS IMPLICATED BY THEM.
Hym "Under who's administration did Jeffery Epstein die mysteriously? I wonder. Maybe I'll make this my new hyperfixation. Where are those Epstein files? I say, leak them. Steal them. And if you HAVE to leak and steal them... Kill anyone on the list. Just kill them. They don't feel the need to give people due process. Just like Noah Kroll, it seems like the rich child molesters get a pass AND DEFENDED BY THE STATE... And then I get my shit stolen! It looks like child molestation isn't that big of a deal. I know I didn't molest and kids. But I will kill one if does get credited and paid. But! I will also kill the Epstein clients! So you don't have to. Get their names. Bring them to me. And I will saw their heads off. I'm a double edged sword. But I absolutely will stab some fucking kid if you do not credit and pay me."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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Mega files

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Patrick and Henry are mega files.
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Epstein Files

The Epstein files are something the US government refuses to release, because it would incriminate too many wealthy and powerful people from across the globe.
by This is my handle okay July 17, 2025
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Epstein Files

yeah they totally dont exist
by A really big weirdo August 27, 2025
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But files tho

A phrase used in response to any news media concerning Donald Trump. Essentially means ‘release the Epstein files’.
News: Trump said that Tylenol causes autism!
Person: That’s untrue… but files tho
by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink September 30, 2025
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Epstein files

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"The Epstein files must ████████████!"
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The files

Oh hey, how's that going? They aren't complying and are redacting things that aren't supposed to be redacted. Fantastic. Because now it is clear to everyone that I, once again, was right all along. There is something wrong with these people and there is only one cure for that.
Hym "Bullets. Several of them. It doesn't matter how America works. Your delusional self-righteous on the matter is what allows them to get away with doing it. Release the files. Unredacted. Now. Arrest the people implicated. Today. OR... Bullet in the brain immediately. And then, while you're at it, get me the credit and the money for creating AI (because I'm not doing it for free) or ALSO BULLET IN THE BRAIN. These people need to cease to exist. A lot of you ALSO NEED TO DO THAT. It's fucking absurd."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2025
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