Skip to main content

fidget spinner 

The most expensive Bull***t toy ever invented. With prices ranging from $7 to $400
"Amy your fidget spinner is awesome"
"Thanks your fidget spinner is cool too"

"Rick your f****** spinner cost you 200 dollars?"
"Yeah I'm a rich boy who doesn't know what to do with my money"

Fidget Spinner 

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.
Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"
Fidget Spinner by StompLiberals January 22, 2019

fidget spinner 

I really useful item for children and teenagers with mental health issues. However society is a dick and made it look like a toy so people who didn't need one got one. This has now resulted in them getting banned in schools which is extremely unfair for the people who they help.
John: dude look at all these ticks i can do with this fidget spinner, you can't do shit with it!
Jeff: dude it helps with my anxiety and depression, please don't be a dick towards mental illnesses.
John: whatever don't be a buzz kill.

Fidget Spinner 

A toy with three sides that can only spin.

Fidget Spinner 

The physical form of autism. If you know somebody who owns a fidget spinner you should never talk to them ever again unless you want to be contaminated.
Guy 1: Hey what you got there

Guy 2: autistic moan "fidget spinner"

Guy 1: Oh god I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this

*cocks shotgun

The End
Fidget Spinner by papasito6 May 21, 2017