Sexercise

Sexercise: the act of fucking someone hard and fast enough to count it as a work out and or exercise.

Something used by men and women of all ages (mostly teens) to replace exercise with.

Long. Hard. Rough. Muscle Stretching. Hot Sex

Hoelene: Hey, want to go to ze gym with me gurll?
Sharkeisha: Nahh I'm pooped out from all the sexercise. No work outs for me today.
Hoelene: Oh well that's too bad have fun with your little work on in bed Sharkeisha, c ya later (;
Sharkeisha: You mean...Sexercise?

by Tokahont4s20 December 8, 2015

sexercise

Using the act of sex as the source of their daily exercise.

I'm going to skip the gym today. since I had a couple of hours sexercise .

by kavesa February 18, 2017

Sexercise

Exercising on an excercise ball with a suction cup dildo attached. Usually doesn’t stay but duct tape will fix anything

Kathy- “OMG! I felt so good after my run this morning!”
Stacey- “ Probably not as good at I felt after my morning sexercise! I squirted too”

by HarshToke69 June 10, 2018

Exercise

Nonexistent

Exercise is nonexistent in my life

by Heyyy_sherrie April 16, 2019

free exercise

Any exercise you don't have to pay a membership for.

Jas: dude, wanna go to the YMCA after work and catch some stairmaster action?

Jes: no thats okay I took the stairs to work today.

Jas: but, but why I didn't know the elevator was broken..

Jes: because it's free exercise you douche.

by j4jes January 17, 2009

tabletop exercise

A tabletop exercise is a simulation of an emergency situation, such as a military invasion or a bioterrorist outbreak. It involves key personnel discussing simulated scenarios in an informal setting. TTXs can be used to assess plans, policies, and procedures.

In 1989, tropical disease specialists at a conference in Honolulu participated in a tabletop exercise of an ‘‘airborne Ebola’’ outbreak among African civil-war refugees.

by Moa-Moa February 18, 2015

wrist exercises

A euphemism for masturbating.

I'll be in my room doing my wrist exercises, so make sure to knock first.

by Girthy Eggplant December 14, 2016