fire at the feces

To shoot the shit; to hang around and talk about whatever comes up without any real purpose.

Kyle: "Hey Brian, do you want to go outside and make targets out of cow manure and shoot our rifles at them?"
Brian: "No, I think I'm just gonna hang out here with Mike and Phil and fire at the feces."

by Nicholas D January 19, 2008

Feces

the word for poo i almost forgot.

Feces means poo.

by speedy January 21, 2003

fecestious

fecestious

to speak candidly about feces or things involving feces
pronounced FEE-CEES-TIOUS
Was created by Darrell W.A. Meier in the mid 2000's

Example "say you were just telling a story of how you lost control of you bowls and soiled your pants", You could then laugh and say, "Man, that was a fecestious story"

by Darrell Meier September 20, 2009

feces poop crap shit fuck

1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.

2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.

1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"

(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"

(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"

(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"

(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"

2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.

by fpcsf bomb August 21, 2011

Feeches

Feelings that create or induce speeches

I see the look of feeches in ur eyes!!!!

Her feeches are thicker than the bible

by MsDaygo71 March 2, 2020

feces

that gross fuckin stuff that comes out your ass crack

The baby just splattered feces all over your damn face!!

by Spider Monkey Fag December 28, 2005

Feces pieces

The act of shiting into a sock, freezing it, then knocking a person out with it. This is immediately followed by thawing the shit in a microwave cutting it into bite sized pieces, and putting it into the unconious person mouth.

that gook looked at me wrong so I gave him a nice big feces pieces

by E grizzily September 13, 2011