Guy 1: I was so hammered last night all i can remeber is having a Fed Ex Deluxe with Steve.
Guy 2: Huh, well did you enjoy it?
Guy 1: Uhh i had mixed emotions... i don't really want to talk about it right now.
Guy 2: Its ok, Steve is pretty persuasive.
Guy 1: Thanks for understanding.
Guy 2: Huh, well did you enjoy it?
Guy 1: Uhh i had mixed emotions... i don't really want to talk about it right now.
Guy 2: Its ok, Steve is pretty persuasive.
Guy 1: Thanks for understanding.
by Balls in Moonlight September 19, 2009
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Get the Fed Ex mug.a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name, K-fed)
Man 1: Dude I saw this bum in Malibu carrying a little cardboard box, and talkin like a wigger
Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex
Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense
man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't
Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex
Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense
man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't
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Most likely a federal agent: can someone explain how to make C4 at home?
Internet user: fuck off Fed Kaczynski
Internet user: fuck off Fed Kaczynski
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Get the Fed Kaczynski mug.The act of beating the shit out of someone; unmerciful ass kicking; usually a term used by hockey players to define a good beatdown
Frankiee: "fuck bud this kid really pissed me the fuck off last night"
Me: "yeah? Did ya give it to him?"
Frankiee: "oh ya i fuckin fed him his lunch"
Me: "yeah? Did ya give it to him?"
Frankiee: "oh ya i fuckin fed him his lunch"
by Dust3r March 12, 2017
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