night feeder

One who has sex after nightfall. Moreover, one who has secret liasons after nightfall to elude detection by others.

She's nothing but a nasty night feeder; her trade would rumble in the light of day.

by Michael James April 27, 2005

Feces blowhole

When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.

Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.

by Arturo and Trevor December 31, 2012

It was in the news feed

An excuse you can use after Facebook creeping and getting caught. It always works, though the suspicious individual will likely remain skeptical.

Sarah: "Are you creeping on me? How did you know I commented on that picture?"
Derek: "No, it was in the news feed!"

Sally: "Like OMG he is the best BF ever!"
Jared: "You mean Braun?"
Sally: "How did you know he was my BF?! I haven't changed my relationship status yet!!!!"
Jared: "It's been in the news feed."
Sally: "Sure."

by Tom's Mugshot January 1, 2011

Domefaced or Facey Faced

1. Chemically altered mindstate in which you have drank or done so many drugs you cant feel your face. Or refer to your face as a facey face equals domefaced

2. Out of body experienced induced by high levels of drug presence in one's body.

I was so domefaced last night at that party, i made out with his cat and puked all over after smoking 5 bongs and drinking a handle...of tequila.

by Mark The Shark Lomein May 1, 2005

Fecery

1. An argument style focused on avoiding the points of your opponent, and instead using misdirection, distortion, and other forms of intellectual dishonesty.

2. What follows after attempting to yeahbut your way through an argument.

3. The act of spreading bullshit arguments, aka, spreading feces.

Reasoned Opponent - "All I'm saying is that you have to look to the cause of the action. "

Fecer - "Oh, so that's a cause now."

Reasoned Opponent - "Wait, what? You just agreed with me that it was a cause."

Fecer - "No, I said causes don't matter and what really matters is how it makes us feel."

Reasoned Opponent - "What sort of fecery is this?"

by OneTrueCage May 8, 2013

feedbomb

The act of posting or commenting on an unflattering Facebook photo, usually resulting in its broadcast across the News Feeds of mutual friends and subsequent spread across Facebook. This is typically done with the intent to harm, defame and/or embarrass the individuals depicted in said photo.

Putnam untagged all the photos from last week's party, but we feedbombed the shit out the one of him crawling out the freezer.

by Soleio April 2, 2007

Feed the bitch

To "feed" a sourdough starter with a mixture of flour, water and yeast. Coined by Adam Last-Name-Unknown, in Anthony Bourdain's book "Kitchen Confidential".

Feed the bitch!" said the voice on the phone. "Feed the bitch or she'll die!"

by Hermetic June 9, 2011