fecal lasagna

Also known as shit lasagna. Made by taking a crap in the tub and then placing a layer of newspaper over it. This process is repeated to create a shit lasagna.

Bob likes to crap in his tub, spread it around, and layer newspaper on the crap. He calls it a fecal lasagna.

by bobthechef April 30, 2006

fecal fork

The fecal fork, close relative to the poop spoon, is a utensil utilized to unclog the anus during a particularly difficult to remove bowel movement.

"Bro, I totally had to use the fecal fork last night when the poop spoon didn't work!"

by Chadwick The Wise May 08, 2019

Fecal ecstasy

when your ass is on fire after consuming something spicy

I just experienced fecal ecstasy after consuming a bag of flaming hot Cheetos

by Mr Shitty Crane April 16, 2019

Fecal Fandango

The act of parking ones beef bus in anothers chocolate town. Sort of like anal salsa dancing. It can get a little messy when done right, but it's well worth it.

Kevin: Ew man, I smell like duck butter and ankle skin.
Ken: Why dude?
Kevin: I did the FECAL FANDANGO with Mike last night and forgot to take a shower.

by Jexxi November 18, 2010

fecal fucker

one who gets off and enjoys potting the brown after an anema, prior to emptying of the vowels, while the rectum is still full of shit.

The pillow biting fecal fucker pounded his partners sumptous ass!!!

by Paul Valdez September 23, 2006

Fecal Depot

A colloquial term used for the rectum, colon, poopchute, etc.

My fecal depot is overstocked. I need to get a shipment out right away.

by E. Budge June 27, 2008

Fecal Transplant

The act of switching partners during anal sex without wiping the poop off your dick in between buttholes, effectively delivering feces from one anus to the other.

Chad: "Bruh that threesome with Angela and Britney last night was INSANE - Fucked 'em both in all holes and essentially gave Britney a fecal transplant, dawg.

Brad: "Fecal Transplant?? What the fuck are you talking abou-......Oh, dude, that is vile."

Chad: "100% - my shit was MUDDY when I switched over to Britney - but hey, fuck it, right?"

Brad: "You belong in a circle of Hell that has not yet been invented you depraved fuck."

by Gutters by the Dozen (1) January 20, 2020