Fancy Feast

The only cat food that most cats like to eat, expensive as fuck, and still not that good.

My cat's a moron, he only eats fucking fancy feast. Time to have that cat put down.

by jackbox281 September 28, 2021

Ink Feast

When you consequentally get ink in your mouth from chewing on your pen.

I was nervous in my interview and I accidetally had an ink feast. I didn't get the job.

by errington2000 May 23, 2009

feast and release

When a girl sucks a dudes dick and simultaneously feeds him a sandwich, that has been previously made... by the girl obviously

aka mayo mcnasty
aka munch n suck
aka the dine and dick
aka hoagie blowie
aka cock meat sandwich

Last night i needed to bust a nut and i knew i would be hungry afterward so i had the bitch make me a sandwich and then dome me up. whatup

dude i just got a feast and release!!!

by fatty mcnasty nut January 14, 2011

Mexican Feast

A drink taken as a "shot" with three components: one shot glass of tequila (gold or silver), one shot glass of tomato or corn salsa, and a tortilla chip. When taking a Mexican Feast, the drinker first takes the shot of tequila, second the shot of salsa, and then finishes by eating the chip.

"I want to fucking party tonight but let's think outside the bun... I know, let's get some fucking Mexican Feasts!"

by Geoffrey Dongfingers August 26, 2011

ultimate feast

When a guy is eating filet mignon while his girl gives him a blowjob, then the girl spits the load on mash potatoes, and then eats the mash potatoes with a fork.

Yo that girl is so freaky she gave that guy an ultimate feast!

by The Cool Guy 777 November 22, 2013

Feast-Ember

A celebration made by Gobbleygourd that are on Fire Haven and Fire Oasis.

Stoowarb: Happy Feast-Ember!
Tawkerr: Feast-Ember sucks
Gobbleygourd: Gobble Gobble

by msmfart December 3, 2021

down to feast

When a person(s) is totally ready to become one with their seating arrangement and engorge themselves with as much food as they can possibly stomach. This is abbreviated as DTF.

Person X “Wanna order Chinese?”

Person Y “I am totally DTF!” (Down to feast)

by Hobo2018 June 26, 2018