female 

creatures of the earth specifically designed to clean up after a mess has been left behind

look at the female in her natural habitat

female by Doogey April 4, 2010

Female 

The member of the human race that has a "V". They act like they are into romance and want a boyfriend who cares...in reality they want to be used and mistreated because then they can go crying to their friends and get attention because they are attention hungry whores who in reality go guy from guy breaking hearts with not regard to anything because they think so highly of themselves. They also think their shit smells like roses. And they think being blunt is an excuse to be rude.

Jamie is such a female

Female by JJ Tan November 27, 2011

female 

kitchen worker

Male: I'm going to go drinking with my friends, you stay here in the kitchen.

Female: Okay.

female by the5secondninja August 15, 2011

Female 

A human, the opposite of a male, that generally should stay in the kitchen and make the males sandwiches.

You're a female, go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Female by madmike141516 March 13, 2011

female 

Invented to do all chores that are around the house

Honey(female), could you please make my dinner, do the dishes afterwards and do my laundry after that, for my clothes will be dirty.

oh and after that could you please do my ironing

female by LawAustin January 12, 2008

Female 

The worthless crud that surrounds a male's penis during sex.

John fucked that female.

Female by Mr. Ken January 8, 2009

Female 

it's a mystery. high chance these "things" aren't human.

Child : What's a female?
SOme Turd : it's a mystery.

Female by Insert pp February 5, 2021