fauxlogne

Cologne and/or perfume that is a fake, but labeled as Gucci, YSL, Armani, etc. It is often sold on the streets or at sketchy mall stands.

Indian guy at sketchy stand: Hey! Would you like to buy Clive Christian No 1 for 20 dollars?
Guy walking: That perfume usually costs thousands! You're totally selling fauxlogne

by Kg4eva May 3, 2011

fauxcoming

fauxcoming (noun) - an outing where one gets ready for a dance, homecoming in particular, by dressing up, taking pictures, eating dinner, and so on. But does not attend the dance, and instead has a WAY better night.

On the night of the high school homecoming dance, the girls dressed up, took pictures, ate dinner, and went bowling all together creating a wonderful fauxcoming.

by Fauxcomer September 11, 2011

fauxmosexual

1. n - a straight man/boy, who puts on the affectation of gayness to get attention and affection from gay boys, with the underhanded goal of attracting girls. While this may include some of the elements of metrosexuality, such as fashion, and pampering, it is more concerned with mannerisms, and body language, and tastes associated with, and directed toward, gay men.

(see also: fauxmo, fauxmophobic, fag hag)

Johnny is such a fauxmosexual, look at the way he's dancing to Cher.

by pedro calhoun February 24, 2004

fauxpology

when someone a apologizes with out really meaning it.

Sue had ask John several times not to stink up the bathroom. When John said he was sorry Sue told him not to give her his fauxpology's.

by Bobsacimmet April 2, 2011

Fauxronic

Improperly ironic.

"That hipster over there doesn't understand irony. He's totally Fauxronic."

Person 1: "We start off in diapers and we end up in diapers, how ironic!"
Person 2: "That's not ironic, that's fauxronic."

by Aschedjidoi November 27, 2009

Fauxpology

When you falsely apologize to someone to make you look like the bigger person, even though you don't mean a word of it.

Often used by pro athletes, movie stars, and politicians when they get caught cheating, making absurd comments, or get arrested for drugs.

After Tiger Woods slept with that stripper he had to offer a public Fauxpology.

by Superfly870 May 30, 2011

fauxmous

(Fo-Muss) Someone who everyone knows is famous, but no one really knows why. Especially any participant on reality television, child of someone who has actually earner their fame, or professional party goer.

I always see Kim Kardashian on Page Six, but she has never done anything. She is so fauxmous.

by NormanV January 10, 2008