im shidding and farding rn

when you don't want to sound like a 14 year old girl so you say this for the meme

guy 1: *makes meme video*
guy 2: *watches* im shidding and farding rn

by Stupid Af July 13, 2021

Le epic doodoo fard

When you shart next to your crush, and have to pretend it was professional and that you speak french

Crush; Ew was that poop I can smell it
Me; No, that was a Le epic doodoo fard
Crush; AAAHAHHHAAAHAA I"M GONNA CUM CAUSE IM A TRAP

by Kids are just fleshlights October 19, 2021

sussy amogus haha fard

the most unfunny thing the world has ever heard. among us is a dead game. STOP FUCKING DOING THIS

person who is trying to be funny: sussy amogus haha fard

chad: not funny

by billybob69420620 April 22, 2022

i farded on my own boaner

when i farded on my boaner

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner

by dookiedick23 January 15, 2021

sussy baka gay fortnite balls amongus impostor i have farded 25 times inside your mother

thats what Oscar said.

Oscar: can i say sussy baka gay fortnite balls amongus impostor i have farded 25 times inside your mother
others: EYO WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

by ඞ GET OUT OF MY HEAD October 18, 2021

fard

i farded 👹

“I farded 👹.”

by mr cum boy August 14, 2021

Fard

When you fart so hard but no shit comes out, hence being a fard and not a shart.

Greg : "Did you just fard?"
Bethany : "Yeah."
Greg : "You're lucky that wasn't a shart."

by Jerry McNoBitches September 12, 2023