failtown

Noun: A town comprised of people who continually fail at things.

Adjective: Someone who belongs in failtown because they fail.

Ons: hey, come on vent and talk to yoho
Me: I don't have a mic atm
Ons: failtown

by kenny of the sea January 13, 2008

Failwulf

The true name of Beowulf

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Beowulf?
Guy 2: You mean Failwulf?

by Dylan12212 February 26, 2008

failwhale

An ignorant obese person who does not know his/her place in life. It often shows by being the loudest, most obnoxious person in the room, as an attempt to make up for his/her obesity.

Guy 1: "Look at Tim over there, thinking he's the center of the freakin' universe!"
Guy 2: "Well he does have his own gravitation point"
Guy 1: "lol - He just wont recognise his place in life. He's such a failwhale"
Guy 2: "Amen"

by Dingler Hangballs January 2, 2008

Failocracy

A very poor system of government.

Ever since Napoleon was exiled, has France actively tried to create an absolute failocracy?

by hman25 May 21, 2011

fallower

One with confidence issues who doubts themselves and purpose to the point of attempting to be a duplicate of their leader that they highly respect and admire.

Fallowers do anything to be like their leader they'll dress the same, act the same etc

Usually the kid that stands behind their leader and repeats what they say like an echo in most movies.

by XAmericaX25334 April 26, 2014

Failor

a failor is a person who sails (excedes) at failing,or fails at sailing.

Jojo hit his head on the wall, and tripped over a cord. He's a failor.

Parker can't sail for crap. He's such a failor and would excede in shooting monkeys.

by Captain Sir April 27, 2009

failol

This term is used when describing the act of laughing out loud at someone who has just "failed", or done something or said something wrong that merits laughter. The word is a combination of the word "fail" and the internet term "lol" that stands for "laughing out loud". The word is pronounced fail-oh-el. However, this word is not to be used in spoken conversation, it is only appropriate when typed out in some kind of internet message.

*Jimmy stumbles over his words*
You say: FAILOL!
*Jimmy says something stupid yet wity*
You say: FAILOL!

by fishbm May 16, 2008