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Facebook Facelift

When a person undergoes an online makeover by deleting their most active social-networking account (usually FB) only to immediately create a new one with few, if any, improvements/changes. These may include: adopting a clever new pseudonym; cutting down their list of "friends," or acquiring new, better-looking, or "more-connected" friends; putting up newer profile pics which reflect their new look, new friends, or new relationship; or simply a new set of data such as new residence or relationship status
"I haven't heard from Derpette in a while, i wonder if she unfriended me..."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."
by avianeddy November 17, 2011
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faggeltooth

"That guy's teeth are completely fucked."
"You mean that gay guy over there?"
"Yeah the faggeltooth."
by n-dub March 12, 2005
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facely

A term used to describe something or someone that is very cute and/or has a very cute face. One of the most famous 'facely' individuals is Choyobinshe's pet dog, Maia.
Oh Maia!! You're so facely!!
by Lady Anima Choyobinshe December 6, 2006
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Faggel

It is almost like a "Bagel" but it is has an Extra...A Faggel is a fat, Homosexual Jewish Kid. Used to be offencive and hurt feelings.
by Blue Street October 8, 2006
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Fagel

A male homosexual. Used mainly in deterring from the use of the word fag. Used as an insult.
Man, that dude over there's a fagel.
by Aslate July 27, 2009
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facelurking

a). the act of going on facebook and looking at everyone and their brother's page ..i.e stalking people on facebook

b). going on facebook for such a long time it distracts you from doing things you should be doing!
a:Damn b,took ya long enough to call me back.
b:Sorry dude I just got caught up facelurking again.
a:you really LOVE facebook.
"Yeah my life consists of working, eating, sleeping and facelurk
by afloydkillah June 29, 2007
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facelibrarian

(n.) A person who exhibits extreme Facebook related behaviour, particularly of the nerdly variety e.g.
1. Having 376 photos of themselves available.
2. Refusing to use anything except their Wall as a means of electronic communication.
3. Refusing to be friends with anyone who is not on the 'book: the only point of making a new friend is to increase their friends count.
4. Publishing trips to restock on toilet duck as Events.
Bro #1: "Dude, Steph has become like a total facelibrarian since she got broadband."
Bro #2: "Yah bro, she's hot, but that whole making our first date a Public Event thing like totally weirded me out."
by Adam M. C. Archibald May 15, 2006
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