facebookintervention

Intervention designed to make the addicted person to understand life exist outside of face book.By using a professional facilitator with real friends and family who love and want their face bookie to come home to reality

I love Patti so much I had to have this facebookintervention to make her understand we are all sick of her stupid post,and to come back to us her husband and dogs Gus and Rufus.

by ceabel July 7, 2012

facelooking

Browsing facebook, or looking at anything facebook related.

Guy: What you doing?

Girl: Facelooking at the party pics from last night!

by Duckspeak Begone October 5, 2012

facehooker

An age inappropriate younger woman who asks to 'friend' random older guys on Facebook for no other purpose than hooking up for cash at later time. Usual repartee involves trenchant conversation starters like "was up?" and "watcha doing?"
See also facecougar

That Amanda is such a facehooker, she's all over the balls and their walls.

by Jeremios February 4, 2010

Facecrooking

When someone re-posts someone else's Facebook post, without giving them due credit.

One common form of Facecrooking is copying someone else's Facebook post and pasting it on your wall.

by drtoucan August 15, 2010

Facehooker

The excessive act of trying to pick up on facebook

Mary the facehooker stalks guys on facebook until she has a date.

by Ryan0330 January 8, 2009

facebookin'

1) the act of snoopin through friends (or non friends) profiles in search of something to mingle about.
2) usually linked to excessive boredom or obsessive culpulsore.
3) Most likeley done by the (13-18) age range
4) A term mostly used when talkin online; rareley said in in person

Online Example
Josh: Hey man, whats up
Jon: Not much dude, just doin some facebookin'
Josh: Oh word, cool you find anything interesting?
Jon: yah man, did you know that Henry and Margo broke up today?

by Emile Goldstein February 12, 2009

Facebooking

To hang out in front of the computer waiting for notifications; to be bored in front of the computer; to avoid work; procrastinate.

"Hey, what are you doing today?"
"Facebooking! Shut the fuck up!"

by D.A.Y. December 20, 2007