Having viscous diarrhea. Some people suffering say that they can't even stand up after they've had EAS.
Man, yesterday me EAS (Exploding Ass Syndrome) was so fierce that I could barley stand up afterwards.
by MegaMonster54 November 20, 2013
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Laurie was upset she couldn't understand a word the rapper Sean Paul was saying at his concert so she went to the concession stand, bought a bag of buttered popcorn proceded to take a shit in the bag with popcorn and ask David (who was smoking a blunt) to borrow his lighter and set the bag on fire. She then threw the Exploding Popcorn Shitbag at Sean Paul hitting him in his head.
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Noun - very similar in form to common hershey squirts (coca squirtis minora) differentiated primarily by artillery explosion like flatulence. can often result in a dislocation and or actual discharge of the small intestine.
After the bean eating contest, Pete downed several pitchers of beer at Polska Sausage World. The resulting case of exploding hershey squirts shattered the toilet, dislodged the sewer main, and unclogged his sinuses.
by Al Caholic March 9, 2005
Get the exploding hershey squirts mug.When one takes a dump, the force of that dumpage explodes out of the anus causing varying degrees of streaks, shit bits, and liquids to be distributed inside the toilet bowl resembling an explosion.
Man I feel sorry for my wife havin to clean that toilet, I had mexican last night and just had the best explodashit!
by Da Perv January 18, 2006
Get the explodashit mug.After sexual intercourse the male takes off the condom, blows it up like a balloon, and pops it. Leaving a splatter mess of cum everywhere.
by Mike Jr. February 8, 2004
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Get the chode explode mug.1: Originated from the collective genius of random comedic masterminds Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, and Andy Samberg.
First seen on the "Awesometown" pilot. The group high fives each other all at once, at which point in time an explosion commences betwixt their hands.
2: A good way of knocking someone over, preferably off some kind of drop into a body of water. Must be done with a friend or more (two or more to explode another away) in order to make it a true Exploding High Five. For extra emphasis, precede it with a phrase, spoken in unison: "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Exploding High Five!" Follow immediately with collective hand contact accompanied by an explosion noise via mouth power. Only to be used when one friend/acquaintance is being a duesch, jerkwad, jerkass, or some other such negative adjective.
First seen on the "Awesometown" pilot. The group high fives each other all at once, at which point in time an explosion commences betwixt their hands.
2: A good way of knocking someone over, preferably off some kind of drop into a body of water. Must be done with a friend or more (two or more to explode another away) in order to make it a true Exploding High Five. For extra emphasis, precede it with a phrase, spoken in unison: "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Exploding High Five!" Follow immediately with collective hand contact accompanied by an explosion noise via mouth power. Only to be used when one friend/acquaintance is being a duesch, jerkwad, jerkass, or some other such negative adjective.
1: Man, did you freakin see that? They just high fived each other all at once, and there was a freakin explosion! Their hands made explosion! What badasses! It was an Exploding High Five! And it happened on Television!
2: (whispers) -- "Hey friend no. 2, that friend no. 3 of ours over there is being a jerkass, don't you think?"
(whispers) -- "'Deed I do, friend no. 1. Whatsay we do something about it?"
(whispers) -- "Whatsay!"
"Hey, friend no. 3!"
"Hey, friend no. 2!"
"High five, friend no. 3!"
"Sure, friend no. 1!" (friend no. 3 raises arm with back towards theoretical body of water)
(friends no. 1 and 2 in unison) -- "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Eploding High Five! *bloosh*"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" *splash*.
2: (whispers) -- "Hey friend no. 2, that friend no. 3 of ours over there is being a jerkass, don't you think?"
(whispers) -- "'Deed I do, friend no. 1. Whatsay we do something about it?"
(whispers) -- "Whatsay!"
"Hey, friend no. 3!"
"Hey, friend no. 2!"
"High five, friend no. 3!"
"Sure, friend no. 1!" (friend no. 3 raises arm with back towards theoretical body of water)
(friends no. 1 and 2 in unison) -- "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Eploding High Five! *bloosh*"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" *splash*.
by Nick B2 September 14, 2008
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