Explainuage

When you explain something using arm gestures.

Tiffany used explainuage to explain how enthusiastic she was when she met her favorite drummer

by Tkatz December 16, 2018

Explainative

Having to explain your expletive.

After dropping an F-Bomb at a live school board meeting, the school board member explainatively placed blame on a whiney dog.

by Thesonsofpico April 24, 2020

EXPLAIN PLEASE WTF

"Get a School Shooter mug for your papa Günter."

URBAN DICTIONARY HOLD UP

pew pew like EXPLAIN PLEASE WTF WHY NO

by the truth teller_ January 8, 2021

explain in _ terms

explain in {game or anime name} terms is a new meme on tiktok where you say how i could have it my brother and put a weak thing, how i hit him and put a stronger thing, how he described it to my dad and put an even stronger thing, and how my dad is gonna hit me and put the strongest thing in the game.

oh i it my friend lightly and he said it killed him
explain in minecraft terms (explain in _ terms)

i hit my friend like a wooden hoe and he discribed it like an enchanted netherite axe

by spoto answers wierd shit June 25, 2022

Gay Past the Expiration Date

A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.

Armando is a nice enough guy, but I wouldn't date someone who's Gay Past the Expiration Date.

by LUEZWO August 13, 2014

Brexit Simply Explained

Perhaps the most popular oxymoron at the moment. Could be compared to the likes of ‘Ice Hot’ or ‘Happy Tragedy”

Person 1: “I wonder what’s going on with this Brexit nonsense?”
Person 2: “Here, I’ve found this video ‘Brexit Simply Explained’”
Person 1: “Why thank you, it’s almost bittersweet. Like an Ice Hot tea”

by PsychedLimbo November 7, 2019

When your parents explain to you what cancer is

We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.

Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is

by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023