you don't won. expect the unexpected

A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme

Pyrocynical,"You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

by Fartlicker777 November 16, 2016

Deaf people life expectancy

Deaf people life expectancy is very short. Taylor may is included in here :)

Taylor may is deaf people life expectancy

by mfx July 23, 2021

5/19/13 Expect Us

A controversial message that has been popping up on dollar bills and coins around the world. People on facebook and other social networking/blogging sites are speculating that it's related to some sort of anarchist uprising and others say its just a hoax.

Although "5/19/13 expect us" is mostly just discussed as being a seemingly intentionally vague message being written on banknotes people have reported seeing it written in the form of graffiti in highly populated urban areas which suggests that it's related to the underground culture particularly in the United States.

by threekings July 31, 2010

5/19/13 Expect Us

The date for the end of the world as seen by a great prophet. It is being spread quietly so we can prepare for the end.

On 5/19/13 Expect Us (the horsemen of the apocalypse).

by Scavenger51913 August 2, 2010

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

EV (expected value)

In poker, EV (or expected value) is the amount of money a player is expected to win in a given situation, based on math.

EV=F($POT)+C(%WIN$WON)-C(%lose$lost)
%win/lose= equity
$won/lost= number of big blinds

You should bet 10bb on this flop, it will give you the highest EV (expected value)

by STL446 September 27, 2023