How to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet!

Slogan people use to get overweight people to their website.

THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT FAT PEOPLE THINKHow to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet! IS POSSIBLE WHILE WE TRY TO GAIN WEIGHT

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

sun exercise

exercising in the sun

strawberry took a damn jog at the park doing his daily sun exercise and immediately realized he was getting burnt as hell.

by lexi223355 May 30, 2016

Food Is Undoubtedly A Luxury, Take Drugs And Exercise Then Eat, No Rebuttles

Food Is Undoubtedly A Luxury, Take Drugs And Exercise Then Eat, No Rebuttles

Food Is Undoubtedly A Luxury, Take Drugs And Exercise Then Eat, No Rebuttles

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Exercise

Exercise is only good if it makes you happy. If you're happy with who you are the way you are, without having to change, that matters more than looking a certain way. If you work out because somebody else thinks you should diet, change, or look a certain way, it's no good. The point of exercise is to improve/maintain your physical mobility mostly (for doing what you love to do in life), not to look like something from a magazine cover. There's a difference between loving yourself and being in love with yourself, so when someone tries to tell you that being okay with the way you are without changing is narcissism, let them know if they had any heart they would look you in the eye when they said it instead of their eyes darting around the room at everyone and everything else.

Exercise is not a bad thing or a punishment, getting an ass whooping is a punishment, though it's mild compared to medieval torture. Still, if exercise becomes something you no longer enjoy, at least you don't have to do it if you don't really want to.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

autoesthetic exercise

This is when you cut your own hair for whatever reason. Cutting your own hair is more common now that we are all social distancing. The resulting product often leaves something to be desired when compared to a professional haircut.

Bob: Did you see Fred's haircut? It looks like someone missed a spot in the back.
Jeff: Obvious autoesthetic exercise on his part.
Bob: It looks like he got that haircut in prison.

Bill: I really miss my barber and professional haircuts.
Jane: Why so?
Bill: When I do an autoesthetic exercise, the top and sides are easy but the back of my head and neck are iffy.

Jane: You are right... your neck looks like you have a built in scarf.

by jfburke619 March 30, 2021

buffalo exercises

When you gather around with other people who have experienced double-penetration, and thus, their anus' have been stretched and go through the rigorous exercise of anal tightening.

"Lara got together with a group of girls for Buffalo Exercises."

by BleachedBHole February 26, 2018