A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.
(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!
Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!
Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.
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He is a bottom but he makes it work.
He is courageous, outgoing and funny.
A bit of a dumbass and will flash one of Elon Musk's satellites thinking he'll end up on Google Earth.
He attracts all the boys and girls but rejects all of them because he knows his worth Xxx.
Got some blue going on! I don't know, I like a little edge, a little pop in my hair so I wanted to add something different especially for the Teen Vogue Party.
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