Escapelator

Combination of 'escape' and 'elevator'. When you go to the bathroom, kitchen, your desk at work unnecessarily in order to avoid catching the lift with someone you don't like.

I saw Fred holding the lift for me when I was leaving work but I hid in the bathroom and caught the escapelator instead!

by FrillyNikkers October 26, 2010

escape snatch

A girl or woman who becomes sexually involved with a person ending a relationship. She serves either as the catalyst for the end of the relationship or the sexual and/or emotional confirmation that the relationship is over.

"Dude, I don't know if Joe is really into her. She might just be his escape snatch."

by Beth-uh-knee August 20, 2013

Escape from Wuhan

When you fuck a girl who has COVID but you don’t get the virus from the doing the deed

Me: I fucked your mom last night dude.

My poor friend: She’s in isolation for Covid dude, get tested!

Me: Im negative, pulled an Escape from Wuhan on her

by LargeMen January 20, 2022

Nut In her Kitty, Escape in the Two Fiddy

The act of ejaculating in the women and the escaping in your F-250 to avoid the outcome.

I didn't have a condom, so I just decided to nut in her kitty, escape in the two fiddy to avoid child support.

by friedtater69 December 1, 2021

elevator escape clause

The act of bypassing the elevator area at work, despite initial intentions of using it, because of a person / group of people loitering that you do not wish to associate or make small talk with.

Often the subject will use the plausible backup excuse of going to the toilet only to re-emerge when the coast is clear.

Man, I had to use the ole 'elevator escape clause' to bypass my boss. I like her and all, but we have nothing to say to each other. And the lift takes freaking ages to arrive to our level.

by the_elder July 28, 2009

Slerpy Escape

When you lick a girls pussy till she cums than walk away and never talk to her again. You switch your name and move to Mexico for life

El chapo pulled a Slerpy Escape to get out of prison

by Juancena56 December 6, 2017

homeless beat down escape

When you barely get away from getting your ass kicked by a homeless person.

Duder 1: "Hey broke ass! What you gonna do? Nice ratty ass wife beater. Go beg for change son!"

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."

Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."

Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."

Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."

Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"

by westfalia January 19, 2010