fool's errand

Screwing an ugly wife/husband/lover.

Man 1: Yo why you so down?
Man 2: I ran a fool's errand last night.
Man 1: Is she that ugly?
Man 2: Damn that bitch is ugly.

by Jackie Hussein October 10, 2003

Upgrade Errand

A type of errand characterised by upgrading, usually in the context of technology.

Im gonna run an upgrade errand and get a new pc.

by Godlike Wisdom January 10, 2020

Erlinda

She is the hottest girl ever. Most likely to reject ugly asses named anthony or Joseph. She deserves the world. I’d do anything to fuck her or even smell her, shit. She is so beautiful and if you know anyone by that name of erlinda you should immediately fuck her on a table and it will be the best you’ve ever fucking had holy shit.

“Who’s that fine ass drinking boba?” “I think her name is erlinda”

by poopinginyomamasjaws May 26, 2022

erinda

She has a sexy ass and her tits are like water melons erindas are usually kosovan Indian or Pakistani and love to suck cock

John: did you see erindas tits
Joe: yes I want to ejaculate all over them

by Jodie124 September 29, 2017

errinitiative

Level of initiative demonstrated by someone who is trying to be helpful but whose actions actually cause problems due to lack of forethought.

"It took me an hour to clean up the mess she caused with the errinitiative she took on our project"

by amyst February 5, 2010

errin wilson

A guy that will always keep it 100 with and never fold on anyone

You were very honest with me that's so errin wilson like

by Thegreat54 June 19, 2017

Errand

going for a brisk walk or jog.

person 1: hey where are you going?

person 2: I'm just going to run an errand
person 1: oh ok, enjoy your walk.
person 2: thank you, bye!

by LeeMurr August 23, 2020