Equipto

A rapper from San Francisco. Part of the rap group Bored Stiff.

Equipto: frisco eskimo

by tech09 December 15, 2008

hotdog equilibrium

n. The point at which the number of hotdogs you have is equal to the number of hotdog buns that you have.

There are ten hotdogs in a package, but only eight hotdog buns in a package. As a result, 32 hotdogs must be consumed before hotdog equilibrium is reached.

by Robert Story January 16, 2006

heavy equipment operator

An unusually well-hung man.

Percy eyed the leatherman hungrily; the size of his bulge showed that he was a heavy equipment operator, but he also looked like rough trade, and Percy hated visible bruising.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

sexual equinox

It's the point in your life at which your age matches your number of sexual partners

Dude I just had an amazing weekend.

Why? What happened?

I hit my sexual equinox.

Bro, that's amazing, especially at 45.

by Barguments December 23, 2015

Equine Necrobeastiality

To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.

This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.

I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.

by Haywood Jablowme July 16, 2004

Chin Dick Equillibrium

That's the phenomenon that occurs when you see a girl so fine, your jaw drops towards the ground and is interrupted by the upward motion of your massive erection. These 2 forces meet along your midsection creating a equal balance of opposing forces hindering the further movement of one another. Thus known as The Chin Dick Equilibrium

I experienced the chin dick equillibrium when I saw your wife.

by Whiskey Kilo 57 June 18, 2014

Equinogynophobia

The fear of horse girls, the fear of girls who like horses

Guy 1: “Don’t date that girl, she really like horses.”
Guy 2: “Dude do you have equinogynophobia?”
Guy 1: “It is a healthy fear.”

by Equinogynophobia May 3, 2018