Environmentally Friendly Shit 

A shit that requires no toilet paper.

Kid 1: "That was quick"
Kid 2: "I know. It was an Environmentally Friendly Shit"
Kid 1: "That's awesome"

Environmentally Friendly Shit by scooterkenny June 16, 2011

Environmentally Friendly Sex 

True, meaningful sex with 2 partners that don't leave each other after doing it, thus recycling hard earned cash.

Light switch: Save the environment, don't leave me turned on.
Bitch: Don't hog me with that environmentally friendly sex crap.

Environmentally Friendly Sex by Morpheus Road December 9, 2010

Environmentalust 

1) Someone who lusts after the environment.

2) The lust you feel when you're screwing the environment.

3) How a New Zealand person says Environmentalist.

Steve: Hey Jimmy is such an environmentalust.
Mary: Yea, he uz.

Environmentalust by Mikey The Comic December 16, 2009

gunpoint environmentalism 

Refers to environmentalism forced upon a group, company, or person or persons with the consequence of severe financial hardship in the event of non-compliance.

First coined by novelist Eric Shawn in his thriller The Power.

Example: California's (failed) laws governing the automotive industry requiring that a specified percentage of all cars on the road be zero-emission vehicles by a certain date. That is gunpoint environmentalism.

Example sentence: Congress' new bills providing grants only to farmers engaged in so-called "green" agricultural practices amount to gunpoint environmentalism as landowners scramble to comply.

gunpoint environmentalism by S. Levine March 30, 2008

environmentally challenged

A short person in a tall persons man made environment. Seatbelts, counter-tops, chairs, table heights, ect.
Similar to vertically challenged but without giving power to the self serving actions of the tall.

A pigmy taken from the jungle and placed in a New York landscape.

The change is environmental not vertical.

environmentally challenged by Jill June 6, 2004

environmentalist wacko 

A radical person (usually liberal or a hippie) who deliberately takes extreme actions in order to "save the environment", when there are already processes underway and have been underway for many years now.

the hippie environmentalist wacko actually lived in a tree for 3 years to keep it from being chopped down.

environmentalist wacko by A Midwestern Christian May 24, 2005

Hummer Environmentalist 

Also known as a "Hummvironmentalist", this person drives around a Hummer (usually an H2, though rarely an H3, or even more rarely an H1) which is often left in 2nd or 3rd gear and is ALWAYS in 4WD mode, who has an environmentalist plate. This is sometimes thought to be contradictory, but it actually means that they want to preserve the national parks to drive their hummers in.

Hummer environmentalists are the biggest hypocrites the world has ever known.

Hummer Environmentalist by Fizzler of Borg December 30, 2006