excabulate

to fuck; make love to.

hey babe, want to excabulate?

by darkerthanyou September 23, 2009

ejabulation

When you climax, you thrust your hand forward and jab your partner in the face as you cum.

The other night, me and her were fucking and I prematurely got ejabulation on her again.

by Theultimateniggerfaggot March 21, 2017

Ejaculate and evacuate

While having sex little by little you start putting on your clothes, so that the second you spread your load you can hit the road.

Stacy's parents were coming home so i had to Ejaculate and evacuate.

Also fuck you Emerson Stecher.

by MrGreenBeanz April 10, 2022

Ejagulate

A rush of pleasure one gets when one watches the Jacksonville Jaguars win a game

After watching the Jaguars beat the Chargers last week I ejagulated all over the living room

by Fundles January 19, 2023

pre-party ejaculate

Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars

Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"

Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.

Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"

by JSBizzle September 21, 2011

Eflatulate

When you hold a fart for a long time and you're finally able to let it go.

Guy1: I had to eflatulate so bad today.
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: I was sitting in the car with my mom after eating three bean burritos, and when I finally dropped her off I ripped one.

by Blouch May 5, 2010

ejaculate

The end product of ejaculation.

After plenty of fun and games (wink wink, say no more) the male genetalia had already produced a multitude of ejaculate on the female partners face.

by Headladn June 28, 2014