Emerald Isle

The great land of Ireland, known for its tranquil, dark green countryside.

From the plane, my father saw the Emerald Isle far below.

by TarkanAttila22 August 18, 2009

emerald

What villagers get when scamming you

Man this villager just gave me 1 emerald for 600 wheat,i got fucking scammed!

by IAmTheRolo July 7, 2019

State of Imaginary Emergency

A self-serving, artificial condition created if for no other reason than to satisfy unrealistic, unsupported, unmet campaign promises; based on equally imaginary 'facts' it stands as a true testament to an utter disregard for due process, a flagrant contempt for Constitutional law and perfectly defines presidential abuse-of-power.

Hey, no government shut-down 2.0!

Look out for the infantile State of Imaginary Emergency...

by YAWA February 15, 2019

Eiher

An Eiher is the great drunken Keebler cookie pimpin gay faggot queer dickless simp molesting crack bitch knife humping wall loving stupidity infested AIDS infected camel fingering dog felching elf.

Originated when a friend and I become bored.

Scott is a worthless Eiher and should be shot repeatedly.

Lil and Scott are Eihers together.

by ShadowsWynd July 7, 2004

emerald grass

street name for marijuana smeared in nitroglycerin (the newest club drug?)

Last time we hit that emerald grass, the whole place lit up.

Hey, you got any of that emerald grass?

Emerald grass makes your brain sizzle.

by Stuvie Phil March 14, 2007

emergency max

this is the term given to a masturbation session that is needed during working hours and often takes part in the toilets of the premises that you work within.

where is Maxime?

oh, he popped into the toilets for an emergency max!

by Officepest December 31, 2007

Emergency Stain

The result of a man's Post-Masturbatory Reflection Period being cut brutally short (by the arrival of other people to the scene). Usually a parent returning home from work. With an extremely limited timeframe the male often has to forsake the ritual wipe up and throw his clothes back on, regardless of the huge blob of semen on his midsection - leaving a great big emergency stain on his clothes.

Probably occurs in females too, I'd feel to weird to ask them.

1.
Guy ~ "Woah, mum's home. Sorry pants, but this calls for an emergency stain"

Mum ~ "Why is there a naked lady on the computer?"

2.

Me ~ "I genuinely assume this happens to everybody"

by />/ //\/<^/\/ July 17, 2009