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Kiara and Eddy

The sweetest couple ever! They've got a great balance of Kiaras good but crazy nature and Eddys bad boy but calm nature. It's perfect zen! Ying and yang! People doubt them cause their opposites but they fit so well together they make everyone who looks at them jealous of their kinda everlasting love!
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by Themariahater September 16, 2013
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Edyta Sliwinska

Pronunciation: ed-it-uh sluh-vin-skuh

A professional Polish ballroom dancer who has competed on every season (to date) of the American version of "Dancing with the Stars," the only professional dancer on the show to do so. She has partnered with boxer Evander Holyfield, actor George Hamilton, and Pro Bowl NFL lineman Jason Taylor. Taylor's second place finish behind Kristi Yamaguchi is Sliwinska's best finish to date on the show.

Sliwinska is also known for her incredible beauty and body, which has been featured in magazines like Maxim and FitnessRX. One Facebook group dedicated to Edyta is full of women who claim they would never wear clothes if they had a body like Sliwinska's.

Edyta is married to Alec Mazo, another professional ballroom dancer, who occasionally competes on "Dancing with the Stars," guiding soap star Kelly Monaco to victory in the show's first season.
"Dude, you watch 'Dancing with the Stars?'"

"Yeah, but only for Edyta Sliwinska. There she is now."

"Whoa! She is definite jerk off material."

"Yes, she is, my friend. Yes, she is. In fact, as soon as you leave, I'm going to rewind the DVR back to this part, and masturbate like crazy."

"Can you put this on a DVD for me?"

"Done."

"Good, 'cause she's given me a massive boner, and I need to go relieve myself, if you know what I mean. See ya, dude."

"See ya, bro. (to himself) All right, now time for my own self-relief. (drops pants and jerks it for all he's worth)"
by edytanut January 19, 2009
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Red Eddy

Noun: An anus that has been forced open to the extent that it is spewing torrents of blood.
"Dude, that last economics exam gave me a red eddy."

"That math test was like receiving a red eddy."
by Red Ed January 16, 2009
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eddy

a fucking short ass beaner that sucks dick especially mine mmmmhhhhhhhh yeh that feels good keep going oh yeh eddy woahhhhhhh thats gay
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by suc.my.peepee November 11, 2019
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Eddy challenge

“Yo did you see those kids doing the eddy challenge
by PurpleFish87 May 27, 2021
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speddy eddy

the hottest guy around town; loves to live life and take it easy.
guy 1: hey, are you going to speddy eddy's house party this weekend?
guy 2: yea, everyone's invited.
by spedluvr October 19, 2013
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eddywhitaker

"eddy so speedy" "eddywhitaker flies with the grace of a butterfly, a fucking butterfly" "eddy is like a sexy molerat flung from a catapult" "eddy so speedy and he also gives to the needy"
by Mau5kateer September 1, 2011
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