The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.
Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'
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A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap
A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap
"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"
"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"
"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"
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Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.
"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."
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"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."
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