pearl earring

When a woman who you have no interest in ever seeing again is giving you oral sex, and you pull it out, turn her head, and release right into her ear.

I didn't want to tell her that she was too ugly for me to bone, so I let her down getnly by giving her a pearl earring.

by babyshaker June 4, 2004

Earsing

The action of pushing air through your ears at different speeds to create pitch and simulate the sound of singing through your ears.

Man, David just earsinged that new Britney Spears song and it was spot on!

by Fudge McDoogal January 12, 2007

earting

Eating and farting simultaenously

John was earting during breakfast tbis morning

by BigDbear November 29, 2017

Earring Energy

Energy that you give off to people that attracts them to you when you are wearing earrings. It also makes you look more attractive

What makes you so attractive?
I don't know man, I think it's earring energy

by Your Father's Role Model January 3, 2022

Perros earrings

HAHAHAHAHA he thinks they'll help him get girls

Perros earrings stink

by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017

Golden Earring Syndrome

AKA "We Cannot Go On Without You."

Golden Earring Syndrome is when a group immediately stops existing when a very important member is permanently out of commission, usually due to an abrupt death or illness.

Golden Earring Syndrome was named for the band Golden Earring, which disbanded in February 2021 after nearly sixty years when it was revealed that the lead singer, George Kooymans, had been diagnosed with ALS two months prior.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021

removing her earrings

How you know a woman is about to throw down.

I was fine until she started removing her earrings.

by anxious stapler January 22, 2022