Dwight is a farmer who obsesses over his grass and garden gnomes and windmills. He is always cutting grass no matter what and is often more concerned about that than anything else.
He’s saying we hit his French drain with the bucket truck.
Foreman: Do you want us to dig that up for you?
Dwight: Oh no, I got grass!
Foreman: Do you want us to dig that up for you?
Dwight: Oh no, I got grass!
by jdabeast2000 August 2, 2022
Get the Dwightmug. A being of immense power, the Dwight is a Chad that is capable of incredibly simpish behavior from time to time.
Person A: Did you see that guy cry over her? What a simp
Person B: Are you kidding me? That guy is a total Chad
Person C: Gentlemen, he is what we in the academic world refer to as a Dwight.
Person B: Are you kidding me? That guy is a total Chad
Person C: Gentlemen, he is what we in the academic world refer to as a Dwight.
by Unshaken Ketchup April 4, 2020
Get the Dwightmug. The cult of Dwights. A secret cult on Dead by Daylight that follows the killer around and points at them, while head bobbing.
by Almighty Dwight Fairfield March 23, 2019
Get the The cult of Dwightmug. This is used to describe the feeling of not being able to walk after a night of hard arse pounding from a much larger, thicker man. The issues arising from receiving such a brutal anal assault will result in the recipient requiring the use of a popular wheelchair brand, namely, Dwight's Wheelchair.
by LastlyFirstly August 23, 2014
Get the Dwight's Wheelchairmug. by Megatroel January 11, 2020
Get the The Dwight Howardmug. When you, your wife/gf, and your friend go driving anywhere on I-70 (Eisenhower funded it). Your friend drives and you and your wife/gf fuck, but you cannot bust until you reach Abilene, Kansas.
Mandy and Jack Started Down I-70 at Maryland and wanted to do the Dwight D. Eisenhower the whole way there.
by Lowvaughm March 10, 2025
Get the The Dwight D. Eisenhowermug. by dmoney:) August 17, 2017
Get the Dwight Pearsonmug.