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Ugly duckling

A fugly ass egghead who sucks unwiped booty cheeks and will remain forever bitchless.
Ugly Duckling is a synonym for maidenless

“Yo have you seen that fugly ass Joaquin dude”

Yeah man he has no hoes”
by coochiegucciluois July 17, 2022
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Duck & Ducklings

If you say someone has Duck & Ducklings it indicates that they have as big genitals as Rasputin
by Rednoxelo May 14, 2022
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Duckling

A pet name for your special someone who has webbed feet.
Goodnight duckling, sweet dreams
Goodnight bubs”
by Chuckster_rl November 4, 2021
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Ducklee

loving someone so much so you dont know what to do anymore because of what they have done to you.
i ducklee you belbo.
i ducklee your mother.
by MayoDuck February 12, 2022
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Cute Duckling Scam

Always be prepared. Out there
live many treacherous creatures out there that want
your money and fortunes of any shape or size. If its a
weird man with a strange tattoo or a duck with a gifted
mind there are many mercenaries out there. The Cute
Duckling Scam was founded by Nelson Eider a
Norwegian duck from a northern subclass duck clan
when he realized the influence of hatchlings on human
beings. Observing our kind through controlled
experiments, Nelson came to the conclusion that while
distracted with something the humans called "cute"
they often forgot about their surroundings and ignored
almost everything else. Thus leading Nelson to the fact
that this would leave their valuables unguarded. Nelson
had trouble accomplishing this due to the fact that
Viking, at the time, carried only a few articles of
currency on them and in safe pockets. Realizing this
the duck resorted to robbery. He would distract shop
owners with his children and then take whatever he
thought was needed. His followers in the Americas
were able to work the original purpose of the Cute
Duckling Scam, which is stealing money from the
unsuspecting human who happens to be conveniently
mesmerized by the ducklings carefully stationed by the
parent duck. Even after his death his lessons and
beliefs continued to inspire not only ducks but there
other many bird relatives, including their rivals the
power hungry geese.
“Aww look at those cute ducklings
“be careful around them or else they’ll pull a cute duckling scam on you
by The_Ancient_Chicken October 6, 2021
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duckle

duckle is the hottest grandma alive. i want to marry them but they are torn in between me and someone else.
i want to marry duckle but theyre already married.
by reesescupps July 23, 2021
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Weak duckling

Someone who is too young or intoxicated to defend themselves
Look at Simon over there struggling to stand up by the bar. He’s definitely the weak duckling.
by ThiccWhiteBoi July 23, 2025
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