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douched out

In "We Made You: The Making of," Eminem speaks of his impersonations of celebrities as being "the most douched out versions of people I could come up with on the spot."
by yummybubble2 August 11, 2009
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douchenomics

The theory that douchebags get more chicks as they get doucheier. The douchebags go to more parties as they get doucheier which gives them more opportunities to get chicks. However, there is a point where one can get overly douchey and none of the chicks like him. Also, chicks tend to go out with douchebags more often because the doucheier the douchebag, the easier he is to whip (usually).
"The white douchebag frat boy gets more chicks than the awesome chill guy because of simple douchenomics."
by bleech128 September 22, 2009
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douched out

The act of being reamed by a douche bag.
Steve: "Hey are you on your way yet"

Brian: "No, I'm getting douched out by my dad"
by diablostallion November 30, 2010
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Douchenese

Yea i cant understand you , i dont speak Douchenese
by LBau November 30, 2010
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doucheduggery

1. The particularly nefarious actions of a douchebag.

2. A heinous version of skullduggery.
Did you hear about my douchebag neighbor who ran over his girlfriends pet cat on purpose? That's some serious doucheduggery right there!
by 4 on The Floor June 19, 2020
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Douchenipple

A douche whose personality specifically correlates with the wearing of tanktops that are prone to nipple-slips.
Because Spencer's friends were late, he thought: "Wow. They are some grade A douchenipples."
by moneyteam81 August 1, 2012
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Claus von Douchenburg

A word-play off Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg.
Whatever Claus von Douchenburg
by snyper84 August 26, 2009
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