douchecapacitor

A person who stores up grudges and occasionally discharges them with a vengeance, much as a capacitor stores an electrical charge. Coined, as far as Google knows, on July 17, 2012 by Zandar

You have to watch it when he seems mellow and taking it in stride. He's a douchecapacitor, and one day, he'll zap you.

by Mr. Edwina July 20, 2012

Douchebelle

1. A female version of a douchebag which sounds like a compliment at first but is, in fact, an unsuspecting flip-off to the recipient who, in another life and world (or after having had a sex change), might actually be correctly deemed a douchebag.

2. A politer version of bitch, but with deeper, thought-provoking undertones. Useful for unsuspecting foes who might actually take it as a compliment.

Coined during an interesting discussion about the origins of the word douchebag during which no one could think of a female equivalent - Here it is, in all its glory.

Ambronina: "So then, just to spite me, she spiked my cup of tea with laxatives. I was on the loo all day!"

Erica: "OMG, she's such a douchebelle!"

Gowlinda: "Here's your latte. Sorry that I forgot to ask them to use skimmed milked - I'm sure you would've wanted it like that."
Justina: "Awww... Thanks. You're such a douchebelle."
Gowlinda: "That's so nice of you... Bitch."

by Mod-RSI-2,6-YOLO December 19, 2014

Captain DoucheBeard

He is one of the few Admiral Douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. Often confused with Captain Redbeard, but rather than being a ginger, he has jet black hair.

He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore

He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.

Tom: What a douche!
Brady: That's Captain DoucheBeard.

by iSpeakDaTruthz March 4, 2011

Douchecapades

Any act that makes a person a douche or makes them look like a douchebag. Can include self-indulgent or any act that enhances or exemplifies the subject douche.

Dude 1: Did you hear? That guy gives money to the homeless.

Dude 2: That's just one of his many douchecapades lately.

by iamthestigsmexicancousin November 3, 2009

Douchecheddar

a word used to define the most idotic of idotic people.

for example, when talking about someone who makes you angry... "He is SUCH a douchecheddar!"

or

douchecheddar can be used to replace the word 'tool' or even 'player'

''wow, your such a douchecheddar"

by PANTS727 December 4, 2010

Doucheacrat

A derogatory and pretty funny name for a Democrat or a liberal. It is derived from the term douchebag and the fact that many of the things they do make them look brainless or that impede your progress of what you're doing.

That doucheacrat over there is trying to stop people from protesting abortion.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

Douchecati

Slang term for a Ducati brand motorcycle when it is ridden by someone who is inept, elitist, over-confident, or just using their wealth to show off. The rider (the douche) feels they are above riding any other more affordable (and more reliable) make of motorcycle.

"Did you see that rich prick on the brand new Douchecati? What a poser..."

by justamechanic May 7, 2013