douchelingus

(n) A total twat. One who is far more repugnant than a douchebag.

Todd is such a twat. He never offers cash for food or drinks. He is a total douchelingus

by Asa P April 20, 2008

douchebiker

(n) portmanteau of douchebag and biker.

Class of bicycle enthusiast known to ride custom fixed gear bikes. Usually seen with one pant leg rolled up and wearing a Timbuk2 or Chrome bag.

Also see: http://yamabushi.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/fixiecliche.jpg

"Did you see all those douchebikers riding on Valencia St. this afternoon?"

by rowborg October 17, 2008

Doucheington

a person that is acts exactly like a douchbag.

Timmy:"I wish the world would be as nice as me!!!"
Jonny:"shut up. your an idiot. i hate the world, and it can just die"
Timmy:"GOD!!! your so fraking anoying, doucheington!!!"

by Spazzy-Taz69 January 9, 2009

douchebitch

a female version of a douchbag

You're being a douchebitch.

by SMKoch April 27, 2011

DoucheCanoeFuckNugget

A guy who ghosts a girl because he is “moving out of state” even thought he just wanted to get with a different girl.

You are such a DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!

Damn DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!!

by Satan333 August 1, 2019

Douchecenso

A person whom is both a huge douche and lacks common sense.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.

God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.

by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009

Douchepinion

The sharing of an opinion, but in an insulting or harsh way.

Eric: You gays don't deserve rights! You disgusting waste of human space!
Tim: Dude, stop sharing your douchepinion.

by Zedahktur April 11, 2016