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Douchebug

A special brand of douchebag that wears exceptionally large aviator sunglasses, causing them appear like an insect.
Haha, look at that douchebug over there with the six popped collars and aviators the size of dinner plates!
by maowai May 12, 2011
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douchebuggery

The act of cleaning up with a vinegary solution after your rectal cavity has been violated by an insensitive person or object or if you are removing your own head from your rectal cavity, the necessary and well advised cleaning process that ensues.
"Oh darn, I wish I had more time, but I can't talk now. I have to go and clean up after my daily rectocranialinversion so I will call you back later". Now that is some serious douchebuggery.
by ptsheddachshund September 9, 2009
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douchebot

One who portrays the characteristis of one of many "douche" varieties on a consistent - almost habitual - basis.

Possibly a compound word originating from "douchebag" and "tool"
"Man, everytime I see that guy he's acting like the same douche he's always been. Can't he get a hint? It's like he's not even human - like some kind of DOUCHEBOT."
by asefi October 3, 2007
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Douchecati

Slang term for a Ducati brand motorcycle when it is ridden by someone who is inept, elitist, over-confident, or just using their wealth to show off. The rider (the douche) feels they are above riding any other more affordable (and more reliable) make of motorcycle.
"Did you see that rich prick on the brand new Douchecati? What a poser..."
by justamechanic May 7, 2013
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douchebitch

You're being a douchebitch.
by SMKoch April 27, 2011
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DoucheCanoeFuckNugget

A guy who ghosts a girl because he is “moving out of state” even thought he just wanted to get with a different girl.
You are such a DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!

Damn DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!!
by Satan333 August 1, 2019
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Douchecenso

A person whom is both a huge douche and lacks common sense.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.
God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.
by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009
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