Document Zero

Is said of a document, located somewhere in your corporate network drive, that has an either outdated or erroneous header, footer, meta tag, etc. Even after a thorough cleanup by system admins, an employee is bound to discover a document zero, use it as a template and spread the error around.

Greg: "Sir, this is the most recent expenditures slide deck we have."
Reginald: "Greg, why is our old company logo still on this presentation???"
Greg: "Ughh... Someone must have used an old template, again... I thought we got rid of all the old logo stuff! There must still be a document zero somewhere..."

by fglaude June 18, 2019

Documentary

It's like a regular movie except it has ugly people.

Guy 1: man that movie had some ugly people in it
Guy 2: are you suprised it was a documentary after all

by Iloveashleys October 6, 2009

My Documents

An area of your PC where you are supposed to save your files, but is rendered useless by the desktop

"Dude, go save that in the My Documents folder"

"Naw, I'll just stick it on the desktop"

by Stanggman September 22, 2005

dosure

Marijuana. Usually referred to as a certain type. Gets you really high and stuck for a long period of time.

Man, I'm so stuck. I'm gone off that dosure

by Undergarment May 25, 2016

Documental

When you are assigned so many back to back documentation tasks at work (read, write, review, comment, update) that you start to go completely mental.

"What are you up to this week?"

"Documental. I've been writing specifications for the last 3 weeks straight and I'm going insane"

by Joost911 August 9, 2012

Legal Document

One who abides by all laws, loves to play cop man, is a snitch, goes and gets coffee every morning to patrol the school parking lot, makes you have parent permission for everything, doesn't care to trust anybody, very uptight, has their head up their ass, usually is someone in higher authority than you, reports crime, and follows the dress code every day at work or school. This person follows all of the rules, even lame rules.

"Sir, do you have a pass? No? What is that a phone, give me your phone."

"Well, my friend, you are a Legal Document for trying to be so law-like."

by Elite Enemy December 29, 2007

Documentary

Porn, what you watch when you masturbate

Hey man, don't come into my room for a bit, I'm going to be watching a documentary. KTHXBAI

by SLAMHOGSLAYER1 February 6, 2010