When a man takes his flaccid penis and puts it a gagged earlobe, (male or female) and uses it as a makeshift cock ring. Then, when about to climax, place the tip into the middle of the clavicle. The spunk then drizzles down off the clavicle and on to the chest; leaving the nipples to look like a decoratively painted doorknob.
When I was with Skater Sam, we went back to my place and I gave em a Swedish doorknob. The design that came out was funky as fuck.
by Demon fist January 17, 2017
Get the swedish doorknobmug. A person, Preferably a girl, who gets around more then a New York prostitute. They generally go from person to person to get a "taste" of everyone. Everyone gets a turn, no one gets satisfied.
Boyfreind "My girl keeps dancing with those three guys"
Guy 1 "I know dude she is such a village Doorknob"
Guy 1 "I know dude she is such a village Doorknob"
by IanMFarewell April 2, 2009
Get the Village Doorknobmug. Accidentally putting a butt plug in backwards and twisting it to pull it out as if it was a doorknob.
Joe: wanna come over later, I got a new buttplug.
Gill: as long as we avoid a Wisconsin doorknob situation again.
Gill: as long as we avoid a Wisconsin doorknob situation again.
by CarmellaC May 14, 2018
Get the wisconsin doorknobmug. When fisting a girl fully submerge fist up to your wrist into the vagina.Extend fingers and proceed to turn the imaginary doorknob. The proper application of this technique will make a "boot stuck in the mud sound".
by Dan R. October 10, 2007
Get the doorknob techniquemug. by a ly August 12, 2006
Get the oakland doorknobmug. It is literally a rubber band hanging on the doorknob, used to warn a roommate(usually in college dorms) that the other is currently having sex in that room.
If your ever having sex and you dont want your roommate to come in by accedent then just put a rubberband on the doorknob.
by voodoom August 21, 2006
Get the rubberband on the doorknobmug. gold-en door-knob(gohl-duhn dawr-nob)
-verb
The act of fisting your partner during sexual relations; when the hand is in the fist postion and fully inserted in the rectum, it is turned clockwise 90 degrees the way one turns a doorknob
-verb
The act of fisting your partner during sexual relations; when the hand is in the fist postion and fully inserted in the rectum, it is turned clockwise 90 degrees the way one turns a doorknob
After we saw Twighlight, my ex-boyfriend gave me the golden doorknob. I was thinking about vampires the entire time!
by MyExRex December 31, 2009
Get the Golden Doorknobmug.